1. Do you go to the mall? How often? (if you don’t go to the mall, stop now and go to the mall!)
i rarely go. there aren't really malls here.

2. Do you like the mall or do you just go because it has a lot of stores?
hate it! only go under dire circumstances

3. Do you have a favorite store that you always hit first?
no, i hate all the stores equally.

4. Do you have a store you always hit last?
if last=first then yeah.

5. What’s the longest you’ve ever spent sitting on the floor in an accessory store playing with sparkly jewelry?
i've never done that.

6. Do you try on clothes you know you will never buy?
no. i do try on clothes that will never fit me, though

7. Why don’t you buy them?!
usually because they don't fit.

8. Has a blonde 16 year old girl ever run up to you in a clothing store and asked you if her shorts make her look like a sausage?
fortunately not.

9. You obviously don’t live in Toledo Ohio, do you?
fortunately not.

10. Isn’t the mall heinously overpriced?
well, i wouldn't want to buy the whole thing...

11. Do you ever just walk around looking at all the people in the mall?
i'd avoid that at all costs.

12. What is everyone’s obsession with the colors red and pink all of a sudden?!
all of a sudden? valentines day was a while back...

13. Should it bother me that I blew $65 at the mall yesterday on 4 things and cup of coffee?
i could blow 65 bucks on just one thing, so no.

14. But all the stuff was for Prom! You have to spend a lot of money on Prom! Right?
prom? what's that short for? i don't think i understand.

15. Should I go back to the mall today?
if it suits you, fish for it

Enjoy!




"But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

from 'the velveteen rabbit'

first warder to lord malshun