I love the mall. I really, really do. My name is Danielle and I'm a sixteen year old mallrat. A flamboyant mallrat apparently, but that's another story.
Tell your mother I feel for her!
1. Do you go to the mall? How often? (if you don’t go to the mall, stop now and go to the mall!)
Only when no other options are available
2. Do you like the mall or do you just go because it has a lot of stores?
hate it and clothes-shopping in general
3. Do you have a favorite store that you always hit first?
the bookshop
4. Do you have a store you always hit last?
no
5. What’s the longest you’ve ever spent sitting on the floor in an accessory store playing with sparkly jewelry?
zero
6. Do you try on clothes you know you will never buy?
no: It's annoying enough to have to with the stuff I need
7. Why don’t you buy them?!
why should I?
8. Has a blonde 16 year old girl ever run up to you in a clothing store and asked you if her shorts make her look like a sausage?
only my daughter : that doesn't count, I suppose
9. You obviously don’t live in Toledo Ohio, do you?
thank God no! I live in Milan,Italy, but I know Dayton(Ohio)Mall, so I know what you are speaking about
10. Isn’t the mall heinously overpriced?
Try some stores in Milan downtown if you want overpriced...
11. Do you ever just walk around looking at all the people in the mall?
no
12. What is everyone’s obsession with the colors red and pink all of a sudden?!
never noticed
13. Should it bother me that I blew $65 at the mall yesterday on 4 things and cup of coffee?
YES
14. But all the stuff was for Prom! You have to spend a lot of money on Prom! Right?
NO
15. Should I go back to the mall today?
NO WAY
Enjoy! I am a nasty old lady, am I?
Melambra
"when one is suffering and in agony,
one immediately thinks of the CMB"
Two Wongs
"we(as avid readers)inhabit the worlds
our books take us to" Brad