I love the mall. I really, really do. My name is Danielle and I'm a sixteen year old mallrat. A flamboyant mallrat apparently, but that's another story.
1. Do you go to the mall? How often? (if you don’t go to the mall, stop now and go to the mall!)
I try not to. Both on principle and merely from detesting the thing in itself, I try not to go there at all. At times I have to, but I never stay long.
It takes customers away from nice little stores with personality, and it is a place people go out of their way to drive to.
2. Do you like the mall or do you just go because it has a lot of stores?
I don't like it.
3. Do you have a favorite store that you always hit first?
The one store which has driven the equivalent store in the city center or close to my home out of business, and which I am forced to go to because they have something I need.
4. Do you have a store you always hit last?
Nope.
5. What’s the longest you’ve ever spent sitting on the floor in an accessory store playing with sparkly jewelry? none!
6. Do you try on clothes you know you will never buy?
no
7. Why don’t you buy them?!
no money.
8. Has a blonde 16 year old girl ever run up to you in a clothing store and asked you if her shorts make her look like a sausage?
no. but if she did, I would answer "yes" whether it was true or not.
9. You obviously don’t live in Toledo Ohio, do you?
thank god, no.
10. Isn’t the mall heinously overpriced?
it is?
11. Do you ever just walk around looking at all the people in the mall?
no. I prefer the city center for that exercise. Or a park.
12. What is everyone’s obsession with the colors red and pink all of a sudden?!
probably in fashion
13. Should it bother me that I blew $65 at the mall yesterday on 4 things and cup of coffee?
yes.
14. But all the stuff was for Prom! You have to spend a lot of money on Prom! Right?
no.
15. Should I go back to the mall today?
definitely not
Enjoy! Magnus Alexander corpore parvus erat
Dissenting voice of wotmania
Frightfully stubborn pacifist
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
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