...waiting for my flight back to the UK, which doesn't depart till 11.30, and I figured it's time for a survey. Oh, and I've only got 10 minutes of internet time left, because I can't be bothered to buy more, so it'll have to be a quick one.

1. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes
2. Where did you go? Or if you fly too much to say all, where do you go most of the time?
New York
3. Do you like flying? Why (not)?
Love it
4. Don't you just love sitting at an airport waiting for your flight? I know I do. So many people to watch, so many things to see....
Only if the coffee (or the beer) is any good - don't fly out of Glasgow
5. Any funny plane/airport related stories?
I've had to assist at an "is there a doctor on board" situation. The woman was flat out on a mixture of gin and valium and every time I put her in the recovery position a Dutch reflexologist kept rolling her back onto her back. There's something comical about a slightly mad dutch woman screaming "press on her gums" while you're trying to wake someone up from a drunken slumber.
6. What do you usually do during your flight? Just sit and wait? Read? Sleep?
Read until I sleep.
7. Window or aisle seat?
windo
8. Have you ever missed a flight? If so, what did you do?
No - come close but never missed
9. What's your favourite airport? Why?
Glasgow - there's always something great about coming home, although Gatwick's good if you're delayed - plenty places to sleep
10. If money wasn't an issue, would you travel by plane more often?
Yes
11. If you could take a flight to anywhere you want, but you'd have to leave right now, with just enough time to pack a suitcase, where would you go?
Mauritius sounds good
12. Has the airline ever lost your suitcase? Which airline was it?
KLM los tmy case a few years back
13. It looks like I'll be flying a lot in the years to come. What airlines should I avoid?
Charter flights - all of them!
13 questions....that'll have to do. Thank you for your time, and enjoy, or something. I'll go and find myself some food now, because they don't even feed you on these short flights....a sandwich with a slice of cheese that tastes like plastic is the best I can hope for. I'll read your replies tonight when I get back


I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back