I forgot about those
Your candid camera shots will follow you around the World
I don't know. What do you consider "not thin" ?
Several chins. Large "handles" appearing at the waist. The ability to lose the waistband of trousers and skirts whilst sitting. That sort of thing
P.S. I think David would have mentioned that you had turned into a large hausfrau
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"