You and your pets are welcome to answer these questions.

1. Are you an animal? (If not you can skip the other questions.)

Some say I am...

2. What kind of animal are you?

Beagle...

If you aren’t a predator go to question number 9.

3. Do you eat raw meat?

Nope...

4. Is it good?

Uhhh... Didn't I just say no?

5. Have you ever killed a human?

No...

6. Did you eat him / her?

Damn you need to pay attention...

7. Do you eat anything else but meat?

Sure...

8. If you do what do you eat?

Paper and poo sadwiches...

If you’re a predator go to question number 11.

9. Have you ever killed another animal?

Yep...

10. If you have, why?

It was a damn cat...

11. What’s your favourite food?

Poo...

12. Do you have fleas?

No...

13. Are they a problem?

Pay attention...

14. Do you live with humans?

Yep...

15. If you do, are they nice to you?

Of course... Aren't they all?

16. What animal in the WoT series would you like to date?

Hopper sound sexy...

17. Would you like to be human?

No...

18. If you do, why?

like I said no... They have too many petty wars about land and gold...

Thanks for answering and special thanks to all eventual pets who took part in this survey

You're welcome...

If you like you can point out grammatical and spelling faults. I’m trying to learn.


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SN J-Whitt USN

http://www.nationstates.net/whitt-ville