Yeah, so I'm sitting here in class...learning...and I was wondering why I'm here? Why am I going to school? And your answer is probably, 'So you can learn the things you need to get a good job' and I was thinking that too. But the problem with that is that I don't want to work, I don't want any real responsibility.
So, I'm looking for a woman (or women) to take care of me. Preferably someone who makes a lot of money and can cook a good meal. If you're married I'm sure we can work something out. If you plan on making a lot of money and/or are willing to learn to cook, then that's fine too. As long as at one point I'll be able to buy what I want and eat a good meal.
All women who wish to apply for this wonderful opportunity please respond below and I'll get back to you.
Thank you.
"But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
from 'the velveteen rabbit'
first warder to lord malshun