I got this call tonight…
Me: ‘lo?
Freakish Caller: Hey [insert real name].
Me: Hey. What’s up?
FC: I just wanted to let you know that I’m in bed. Naked. Thinking of you.
Me: Wha? Who the [insert expletive] is this?
FC: Sleep tight, baby. [hangs up]
I was so hoping to send you to sleep with pleasant dreams
I’m torn between laughter and the sudden urge to vomit. And now I’m afraid to go back to sleep ‘cause I have icky thoughts in my poor, innocent mind. I wish my friends weren't so freakishly determined to freak me out. [cries]
Innocent mind?! You do have some strange, freaky things happen to you don't you?
[ponders making a few prank calls of her own...]
Try Trigger, he deserves a prank call or two
SK