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w00t. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:47:37 PM

One would think that this would offend me...actually, I somewhat knew what it was going to say and I was right.
Actually, this is so *blatantly* a completely non-serious post parody that I bloody well hope it wouldn't offend you. There's nothing offensive about it.

Meanwhile, here it is dinner time for me and I was all "BBQ sounds good right now."
I prefer braaaaaaaaaains.
You know what they say--live fast, die young, and leave a flesh-eating corpse!

...if Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?


I am not yet born, console me.
I fear that the human race may with tall walls wall me,
with strong drugs dope me, with wise lies lure me,
on black racks rack me, in blood-baths roll me.




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I had some Christians over for a BBQ. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 09:14:04 PM 286 Views
And why wasn't I invited! Manusho - 12/04/2004 09:15:32 PM 36 Views
*snickers* evil farmboy - 12/04/2004 09:28:53 PM 22 Views
They're a little tasteless unless you have A1 *NM* nightdawn - 12/04/2004 09:16:27 PM 4 Views
The ones that come to your door are ALWAYS tasteless. *NM* The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 09:18:14 PM 3 Views
ROFL! They don't usually make it to my door before I scare them away.. Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:21:20 PM 19 Views
If you do it right you don't need no stinkin' steak sauce. headcase - 13/04/2004 01:32:33 AM 10 Views
Hmm, I'll have to try that. *NM* nightdawn - 13/04/2004 04:41:39 PM 2 Views
I was waiting for this. *NM* Krista - 12/04/2004 09:34:33 PM 19 Views
I was waiting for Spider-Man 2. TaskmasterJack - 12/04/2004 09:39:59 PM 53 Views
Not weird. Krista - 12/04/2004 09:45:41 PM 41 Views
Spiderman 2 is going to rock the house! The Pink Panther - 12/04/2004 10:20:28 PM 18 Views
Mmm.... Tobey. *NM* Ella - 13/04/2004 01:04:03 AM 2 Views
No, no... Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:23:10 PM 24 Views
Yeah... I mean, it was almost too OBVIOUS to post. *NM* The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:48:09 PM 4 Views
Re: nice profile picture. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:50:22 PM 25 Views
thanks Krista - 12/04/2004 11:09:38 PM 26 Views
*NM* The Pink Panther - 12/04/2004 10:09:22 PM 3 Views
ROFLMAO Darkest Angel - 12/04/2004 10:17:43 PM 19 Views
*laughs* Jeordam - 12/04/2004 10:19:34 PM 53 Views
w00t. The Logic Ninja - 12/04/2004 10:47:37 PM 32 Views
A zombie... Jeordam - 13/04/2004 01:10:09 AM 20 Views
So, what you're saying... The Logic Ninja - 13/04/2004 07:52:21 AM 18 Views
Hehe. *NM* Tredogg - 13/04/2004 09:21:15 AM 2 Views
it's particularly good when... Avendesora - 13/04/2004 09:49:56 AM 10 Views
Da-boom-boom-tsch Nebhead - 13/04/2004 10:12:18 AM 11 Views
Crispy, and yet chewy at the same time majander - 13/04/2004 12:21:27 PM 8 Views
Mmmm Christian goodness *drools* Adanedhel - 13/04/2004 12:30:09 PM 7 Views
Don't make the same mistake I did aerocontrols - 13/04/2004 01:12:01 PM 17 Views
Accepting Jesus into your soul gives you a nice, subtle aftertaste. *NM* Zaphod - 13/04/2004 02:05:47 PM 3 Views
lol *NM* chorabliss - 13/04/2004 04:40:23 PM 2 Views
What can I say, lots actually, but that's beside the point *NM* nightdawn - 13/04/2004 04:40:38 PM 3 Views
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