One would think that this would offend me...actually, I somewhat knew what it was going to say and I was right.
Actually, this is so *blatantly* a completely non-serious post parody that I bloody well hope it wouldn't offend you. There's nothing offensive about it.
Meanwhile, here it is dinner time for me and I was all "BBQ sounds good right now."
I prefer braaaaaaaaaains.
You know what they say--live fast, die young, and leave a flesh-eating corpse!
...if Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
I am not yet born, console me.
I fear that the human race may with tall walls wall me,
with strong drugs dope me, with wise lies lure me,
on black racks rack me, in blood-baths roll me.