You and your pets are welcome to answer these questions.

1. Are you an animal? (If not you can skip the other questions.)
Yes
2. What kind of animal are you?
I am a cat, my name is Aragorn
If you aren’t a predator go to question number 9.

3. Do you eat raw meat?
I prefer it deep fried, but I will take what I can get (I am a fat cat)
4. Is it good?
Everything is good
5. Have you ever killed a human?
Not yet, I may one day
6. Did you eat him / her?
Humans can't possibly taste good. Too much fat
7. Do you eat anything else but meat?
Anything that can't run away
8. If you do what do you eat?
I really like Doritos and Cheese Doodles. I try to eat plastic bags but someone always stops me. Don't know why
If you’re a predator go to question number 11.

9. Have you ever killed another animal?

10. If you have, why?

11. What’s your favourite food?
Turkey
12. Do you have fleas?
Not usually
13. Are they a problem?
My little brother is peskier than a parasite could ever be
14. Do you live with humans?
No, humans live with me to serve me.
15. If you do, are they nice to you?
Of course they are, they wouldn't dare to be otherwise.
16. What animal in the WoT series would you like to date?
Hmmm.....I hear those Two Rivers cats have extra toes. That might be neat.
17. Would you like to be human?
No, they always go to work and get up early. Why would I want to do that?
18. If you do, why?

Thanks for answering and special thanks to all eventual pets who took part in this survey
No problem, always happy to share my world views.
If you like you can point out grammatical and spelling faults. I’m trying to learn.


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