Well, I don't really know you all too well, but you seeem like a good kid. And you're quite attractive, too... but that's beside the point.
So where'd that come from?
Pancakes have flavours?
Yes. Blueberry, buttermilk, chocolate chip, regular, etc.
Oh, I don't eat them either.
You don't eat much, do you?
Nah. Your face is too soft. Not soft as in squidgy-soft. Soft as in... well, soft. Yeah, bad explanation, I know.
I... see...
Uhm... kissably handsome? Well, taking for granted you're not a complete jackass, I'd say you're pretty adorable.
Adorable?
Is that like funny and cute? That could work then.
I see
It's all for the response. Plus, making guys nervous is really sweet.
... Is there any way I could counteract it?
Yeah, my boobs are good. So is the rest of me. And I don't have a significant or possibly significant other. So nya.
*clears throat* Uhh... yeah... *clears throat again*
It was long... but I made it out alive. YAY me!
Yay you
My brain has been swiss cheesed like Scott Bakula's on Quantum Leap