1. What is your favorite Christmas carol of all time?
none

2. What's your time in relation to wotmania Time?
3 hours before

3. What's your favorite flavour of ice cream?
don't have one

4. What's your favorite pizza topping?
spinach

5. Any funny childhood stories?
yeah, sure.

6. What kind of sandwiches are your favourites? Top 3.
don't like sandwiches

9. Pancakes: What do you like on them?
maple syrup. lots

10. Ever fall asleep in the shower? Still standing up?
no

11. What's your favourite Iced Tea brand?
ick.
12. Or are you one of them freaks who makes their own?
nope

14. Which colour scheme do you use?
blue
15. Water or soft drinks?
water
16. If you could go back in time and change something in your life, any one thing at all, would you?
no

18. If you could go back to your early childhood knowing what you know now, what would you do differently? Or would you keep your life the same?
same, prolly
19. What's the grossest pizza topping ever?
something meat-based
20. What do you think of me? Am I a jackass? Funny? Smart?
you're all right
21. Any self-proclaimed losers at wotmania?
not me

23. Do you have a "crush"(not exactly that, since a crush is like infatuation, which is physical) on anyone at wotmania? If so, who? If not... uhh... yeah.
nope
24. Have you ever been in love?
yeah
25. Are you in love now?
no
26. Have you found your soul-mate?
i thought so
27. What's the difference between love and infatuation?
permanence
28. What's the difference between love and true love?
belief systems
29. Do you even believe in the concept of true love?
not exactly
30. Have you found your true love?
i don't know
31. Worst pick-up line?
hm. dunno
32. How ‘bout some good things to say to women to really flatter them?
i don't know how to do this.
33. What's your favourite...

breakfast cereal?
oat bran
breakfast?
pancakes
dessert?
tiramisu
pie flavour?
apple
dougnut filler?
um. ick
hotdog condement(s)?
uh no
ham/cheeseburger condement(s)?
cheese
soft drink?
nope
juice?
apple cider
pancake flavour?
normal?
sundae flavour?
caramel
34. Spicy or mild?
spicy
35. Sweet or bitter?
sweet
36. What's best meal you've ever eaten at a restaurant?
something at charlie trotter's.

37. What's the best home-made meal someone's made for you?
uh. passover one year, something
38. Coke or Pepsi?
neither
39. Do you like whipped cream?
no
40. In hot chocolate?
no
41. How ‘bout marshmallows?
yeah
42. Am I whipped?
you could be
43. What's your favourite part of the opposite sex?
eyes
44. I'm useless. Anyone have any ideas?
no
45. Slumber parties... do they really have pillow fights in their nighties at those?
not in my day
46. Is jh sweet and innocent?
maybe
47. Is jh whipped?
maybe
48. Are you whipped?
no
49. Have you ever eaten in the shower?
no

53. How hot do you like your showers?
hot

55. What's your favourite chip(as in, potatoe chip) flavour?
don't like em
56. What's the best chip dip flavour? Is it good enough to eat without the chips? How about without anything(as in, just on your finger or a spoon)?
ick
57. Do you play with your food?
not really
58. What's the best food combination that makes family and/or friends sick just to think of?
i dunno
59. What about you, physically, do you think is the most attractive to the opposite sex?
breasts
60. What about you, mentally, do you think is the most attractive to the opposite sex?
i'm smart. and funny.
61. What's your favourite movie in the following categories:
i don't have favorites
62. What's the best thing to do for a first date?
no clue. talk?
63. What about my food surveys?
what about em
64. Speaking of food surveys, what's the funniest breakfast cereal name?
dunno
65. What makes a first date great?
dunno
66. What about it (the first date) really makes you want to go for the second?
actually liking the other person?
67. What sort of conversation (on the first date) is acceptable (on both ends of the spectrum)?
the one you want to have?
68. What kind of conversation (again, on the first date) is a definite NO (in the terms of, don't even utter the words)?
i don't know
69. When should the standards ("getting to know you" on the first date; to "other stuff"; to "sexual stuff" ) for conversation really change?
it's all about the comfort levels
70. Do you think you could ever be in love on the first date?
no?
71. Or is it always eventual, just moving at different rates depending on the person?
yeah
72. Do you believe in the concept of soul-mates?
i thought i did. i don't know

80. Do you (or have you been told that you) look like anybody famous?
no
81. Do I look like Ben Stiller?
i dunno
82. Is a sense of humor neccessary in your girl/guy?
yeah
83. What type of body type/build are you attracted to?
not attracted to bodies
84. Do you ever find yourself thinking "Gee... Julia Gulia is a funny name. Adam Sandler, you're a smart guy." only to dread getting up in the morning because of the last sentence?
uh no
85. If you had to choose between Rand, Mat, Perrin, Elayne, Min, Aviendha, Tuon, Galad, Gawyn, Faile ( ), or Egwene, which would it be? (that's not on topic It's sex/dream stuff )
aviendha
86. How much do you want your woman/man to be like you?

d. In some ways?


87. Is Trigger the greatest ever?
i dunno
88. Who's the first person you think of when you hear a certain song? And what is this song, by the way?
i don't know... doesn't happen.
LADIES:

89. Do you think it's romantic if a guy cooks for you?
yeah
90. What about breakfast in bed?
no don't like eating in bec
91. Do guys need to be able to dance?
no
92. Do slow dancing and two-stepping count as dances?
not exactly
93. So would it be okay if a guy could only do those two?
hahaha
94. What about muscle? Do guys actually have to be buffed? Or is it fine to just not be a wad of fat?(my apologies to those who are)
no i don't care
95. What's more romantic: Candle lit (home-made by him)dinner/Long walk under the stars/Something else(please say what it is)?
don't know.
96. How many of you women think I'm kissably handsome (check profile)?
no time for that
97. Do you have any idea what is meant by “funnily cute”? Am I “funnily cute”?
no idea
98. Why do women always seem to delight in confusing me? Especially with the references that could be either sexual or completely innocent?
because they can. probably
99. So... Are you satisfied with your... umm... your breasts/body(choose one or both to answe)? Do you think your significant other (or possible significant other) is satisfied?
yeah sure
GUYS

100. So... Are you satisfied with your... umm... you know... package? Do you think your significant other (or possible significant other) is satisfied?
i bet he is.
Hope you had fun



"But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

from 'the velveteen rabbit'

first warder to lord malshun