I'm way ahead of you on all of that....I'm also oh so very misunderstood
Calling her your "little cabbage", your "sundry other tawdry phrases" is not working either.
I fear he may never form
O.o
Don't say that.
Why? Well, Plan "B" requires you to spend money, see, so using the Principle of Enlightened Self-Interest I strongly suggest that you carefully consider the real prospects of Snoop Reborn not being stillborn
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"