Just because she's not very good at it is no reason to dismiss her attempt completely....she can't help her true feelings showing now and then.
Which ones? The or the ?
Woe,i'm going to die alone and unloved.....or in incredible pain with Elaine for company
You need to look further afield. How about a nice Chinese or Japanese lady? They can cook, plough, sew, sow, chop wood, act as bodyguards, normally cannot drink alcohol and are very loving and dutiful.
A lot of Australian men in your position have found love and contentment with their China Doll.
And they just love Britain! With your job, a quick word in Tony's ear and the visa/permit would be fixed.
I am just so gull of good ideas, I am amaze even myself
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"