I thought she had a matching wig for each pair of shoes, but I must have misunderstood
You do know about the "glass" eye she wears in her navel? It isn't glass. She takes souvenirs
Helene told me she had instructions to report to several people. I didn't think you were one of them!
Neither would I. I haven't had breakfast yet......
Probably a wise decision
Did she tell you I pick my nose and flick in public? I just can't stop it
Elaine
Irish Honey