but on the brightside, she gives me plenty of fantasies
Good thing fantasies. You can airbrush away the real and tangible imperfections in the object(s) of your fantasies. such as her wooden leg, her new teeth she bought on Dublin markets (four previous owners and only three front ones missing) and her need for a new warehouse each year to house her shoe collection
And that is before we start on her habits.......
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"