It is the city-like atmosphere, it just doesn't agree with me.
Don't let the denizens of Ballarat catch you saying "city-like", they think they live in a City
I think you are confusing me with my barmaid, Sheilah.
I trust she is a good sort?
I have to make up the tuition fees somehow, my friend. Economic rationalisation.
You could collect wandering pasty tourists, render them down and make pretty soaps and candles for the tourist market. Two benefits, if not three:
1. You make money.
2. There will be less pasty tourists
3. Eventually you will run out of pasty tourists. Then you can start on the septics
I am bitter. So bitter.
You mean we can add Wongie Bitter™ to the hallowed ranks of Wongie Premium Draught™ and Wongie Export™?
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"