A pile of Uranium/Plutonium/Thorium gains mass over time.
Aliena was assasinated by Russian spies and replaced with an alien clone.
Eternity is over.
Skunk essence makes the best perfume.
The White Tower has issued all of its warders lightsabers and Verpine shatterguns.
The moon does not exist, but is a mass hallucination produced by the Secret Old Masters to keep humanity producing poetry.
Warder to Aliena
Preserver of Sanity
Yawgmoth's alter-ego
The Calciferous Conjurer!