all around good kid

makes yummy homemade pastas

funny guy

smartass, but in a good way

once dated my cousin

has nice hair

had a very fast time in the 40 meter sprint, congrats on that by the way

nice taste in shoes

has cute molars

knows when to say no

reminds me of my first best pal

has a real cool brother

i once made out with her cousin

makes the yummiest cookies

also makes pretty good cookies

we like the same cartoons

has a real passion for the mysteries of the universe

very wise

reminds me of my sister, back when she wasnt all old and stuff

has a nice shaped head

awesome name

married to rocky

see above

kinda a spooky guy, but still cool

has 24 other aeilmen who follow him around so i cant speak bad of him

taste like chicken

his sister kisses good

cooler than the other 2 aemons

named after a cool football player from north louisiana

runs like a girl

has good manners

looks kinds like angela basset

very hot, very do-able

fishes like a pro

can stand on one foot for a really long time

killed alot of people back in the day, really cool

has an awesome bike, we need to teach ya how to use it though

another hottie

can bench press 368 pounds, and that aint bad

hell, hes the king of all the aiel, dont get much cooler than that.

salty yet filling

like a flying shark, he can get ya from the air and from the water, so beware

has 76 aiel buddies, makes him the first person you should invite to a party, we all know that chicks follow aiel like baby ducks followin mommy duck.

much more improved than the regular ground lance

i think hes japanese

went to the same highschool as me

makes great brownies

can get ya free movies at blockbuster

can open the hardest to open jars

very pretty

all around good kid

the most wonderfull woman on the face of the earth, all my points go to her in hopes that she will someday give me a little play,

is kin to albert the albatross, and we all know how cool he is

wheres aldo? see, hes good at hiding

champion freeze tag player, world champion

also has a cool brother

what can i say, hes chosen

kin to dislexia, which is only the coolest stuff ever, like liquid gasoline!

uh, despite the smelly and rough exterior he has a chewy vanilla center,

jumps really high

once counted to 534,098,752,111,223,934

has nice teeth

one of the sexiest aliens i have ever seen, beam me up scotty

can grant wishes!

my dope connection,

why 72 you ask? duh, its only the coolest number ever.

makes greenspan look dumb

has tiny feet

nicest hispanic norwegian i ever met

very strong in the force

makes some really good beef stew

can run faster than a speeding bullet

used to date my mom, or was that my dad?

gets all the hoes

can spit a jelly bean 3 and a half miles

once pulled 12 kittens from a burning airplane while it was still a mile in the air, all 12 kittens died when they hit the ground but at least they didnt burn up, right?

owns the counties fattest cow

once said to be extinct

bakes the yummiest cookies

can drink the manliest man under the table

doesnt do crack anymore, good for you!

has the cutest dimple

i once saw her pull a bus 60 feet with her teeth alone

good at geography

showed me how to love again

can ride a bull like a pro, 8 seconds? more like 9 1/2

kin to the original ninja gaidin

has the coolest laugh

has 141 fingers

commands hundreds at the white tower, not bad

likes to eat eggs

she cut my grass for free all last summer, what a nice person

the cleanest inn on this side of the mississippi

has a healthy set of kidneys

stops and looks both ways at cross walks

once commanded the mighty spanish fleets

has a cool dude name combined with gal

has their own TV show, even though it sucks, but they still have one and thats alot better than having none at all right?

i once seen her drink a 40oz colt 45 in two sips

never have to waste lighter fluid when angel fire arm is around, and thats a fact!

one of the prettiest in wotmania

has trouble walkin up stairs but when he does finally get to the top he soothes us all with his heavy breathing

kite flyin champ of ohio

cant comprehend vowels but still reads like an expert.

smart

likes cinnamon buns

once dug a hole 3 miles deep with a radius of 20 feet with her bare hands

owns lots of dogs

i swa her beat up 3 truckers without breakin a sweat

always there

not human but we still accecpt him like one, cause hes sooooo cool

good at training fleas for the flea circus

isnt afraid to show emotions every now and then

one of the longest names at wotmania

doesnt take crap from anyone

makes great chocolate milk

once babysat my fish for me when i went on vacation

looks great in a bathing suit

let me borrow a number 2 pencil the last time i forgot mine

has large hair

can deflect bullets with eyelids

cooler than the other side of the pillow

once saw him do a 40 minute bongo solo

can shoot a flea from 2 miles

has ood people skills

helped me move my mos old washing machine out when she bought a new one last year

single handedly save the earth from the pod poeple, thanks by the way

wears just enough make up

not afraid to shoot craps with me and ashy larry

smells like teen spirit

once loaned me 38 carnival fun time tickets so i could get that awesome rabbits foot

once did a 10 minute bong hit

held skeletors evil army off long enough for us to evacute the children from the orphanige (i cant spell)

once when we were at the beach he saved this kid from a shark by jabbing the shark in the eye numerous times, the kid lost a leg but if not for arok they would have lost maybe both legs, and an eye

taught me how to use chopsticks

lots faster than a jog

pells potatos really really fast

can do 5000 push ups in one sitting

spelling bee champ of the southren hemisphere

helps old ladies cross the street

plays the drums better than god himself

can make a mean ham sandwhich

is pretty good at math

helped me beat up that guy on the oatmeal can

doesnt mind when i cry, and when im done he doesnt tease me about it either

convinced me to eat ewe jerky, it wasnt that bad either

helped me beat up that group of 3rd graders who always hog the street fighter 2 game at the game room in the mall

can slap two hoes with one hand, like moe from the 3 stooges

4 away from 20

helped me confront my fear of numbers higher than 327

once smoked pencil shavings by mistake and didnt go into seizures

convinced me to join the mile high club, not with him though

more asha than any other person i know

joined me in a night of square dancing

has a nice set of star wars action figures

once snorted a whole bowl of jello

we used to kick it in chi-town back in the diz-ay

put the man in ashaman

doesnt take no for answer

the original,

the ff stands for forget fear, how tough is that?

likes puppies

also a good kisser

runs the largest ring of cock fightin roosters in the whole state of alaska

likes to play with legos

helped me pass my human physiology class by showin me how to better distinguish males from females, thanks again aurora

smells like cookies

can leap tall buildings in a single bound

what cant i say about her? she once helped me beat up a homeless family, what a girl!

can make those little cut out dolls

is a good listner

taught me how to do the hookie pookie

version 1.0, the OG

helped me get rid of that pesky oak tree that was botherin me so much

taught me how to zone out

burping champ of sanfransico

invented mint flavor dental floss

isnt predjudice of Z's

once threw a baseball through 3 feet of steel

kin to B Arther

likes to make up funny names

bad as in good

likes to make children laugh

used to hang out with 78 until 87 started makin kids cry, they havent talked since

isnt afraid to cry

makes yummy chili

hair isnt an issue with this guy

once forgot he was barid bel medar and told everyone he was just plain barid, silly guy

played for the 1988 dallas cowboys

one of the smartest people i know

helps old people carry heavy things back to their cars

is crazy, but like a good crazy

was once attended by the mega cool zack morris gang, bayside tigers rule!

never says a discouraging word, used to live on the range

likes to strangle unsuspecting fish

took the name beast to the next level by adding an o1 to it

used to hang out with the other muppet babies, still speaks funny though

likes to show his kookeyness by misspelling his name, kooky beest

she once let me sit on her lap, what a tease, but thats totally cool cause shes hot

second in command next to god, if god ever fails to do his duty for anyreason bela will take over, i think she can do a good job at commanding the universe

a little spooky, but still cooks some badass hotdogs

doesnt mind staying home and watchin the game

likes to subsitute z's for s's, does this all the time, the other day he asked me for "zome zockz to borrow"

not only hot but down to earth too

is the champion scrabble player of all of europe

great to have at a party cause he always has a funny story to tell

used to hold me down and make me hit myself, all the time chanting, "why are ya hittin yoursel? why are ya hittin yourself?" what a cool chick!

champion mother may I player

once ran for president and told the voters to kiss a baboon ass, how cool is that?

has great vision

has the coolest beak

knows how to rub head and pat belly at the same time

cousin to the cool brirgitte

once ate a pound of raw beef on a dare, how cool is that?

has nice taste in clothes

good person to have on your side in a rumble

hardest thing to find but when you do its the hardest thing to convince yourself that you even see it

will bite your ankles

will bite your ankles while screaming rands name

hurts like hell when you try to pull it out

will someday overthrow those wussies at the white tower

is on level 105 in blademasterness

proved that girls can play with swords too if they wanted to

knows how to make killer peanut butter cookies

gaurds the blight with all his might

has the coolest seeing eye dog ever

doesnt mind speaking his mind

despite his name he likes to compliment others on their well thought out and all around entertaining posts

harder to make than regular ashes

has the coolest mom

national rubber band expert

eyes so blue they are red

once let me carry her books home from school

every one wants to be bme

alot better than pms

became alot cooler when he changed his name from bob the builder to bob the ashaman

11 times cooler and tougher than the original bobafett

to me how to make the coolest paper airplanes

one of the coolest starks

used to shill with buddha in the BA

showed me how to catch snipes

despite the scary name is quite charming

kin to the all powerfull walkman

let me borrow a cup of sugar the other day, i forgot to say thanks, so thanks!

has the most crayons that i have ever seen in my life

always returns library books on time

helps his dad, old man winter, cut the grass during the summer

his sister, sisteroforgies, used to beat him up when they were young. but in his defense, she was pretty big back then

avid follower of the color brown

has the nicest pet mokey that i have ever seen

used to be thimble fetus

hotter than that loser buffy the vampire slayer

always carries planty of ointment, just incase

used to let me borrow his bong back in the day

has a bad habit of sticky to you

cleans with the best of them

one of the first insect aes sedai, very cool

nothing i say could captivate bwb's coolness so i wont even try.

so thats all of the a's and b's, and it only took me like 2 hours!

EDIT: i noticed that i made a few spelling boo boo's, my bad.


you know you can't leave Wotmania. It's kinda like herpes, you can just never really get rid of it.
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