You must remember that not all women are like that. Some of us have at least a vague idea of what makes a man tick (wish I was one), and try to make it as easy on them as possible. And don't forget, any woman who read this could come up with a valid retaliation to every point you have above. And you should realise, most women don't intentional send you men mad by saying one thing when we mean another... just like young gentlemen don't intend to send a women mad by repeatedly leaving their dirty clothes on the floor
JK: I am woman - hear me roar! But don't ever leave me alone... I'm no good with that.