I'll give him 2, and thats being optimistic an saying that the NRA member is outa town, or looks before he shoots.
"oh, but before that I´ll have to look after the filter in the Doberman´s kennel. Best to do this at once, my shirt is already stinking from the work in the steakhouse and the cat sleeping on my lap..."
PS: i read you nb, please look at my old post about it
I did
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
(Terry Pratchett)