burst out of the shower naked in hopes of thwarting someone from robbing all your stuff?
i was taken a shower 30 minutes ago when i hear my brothers dog barking, i shouted for him to shut the F up but he kept on yapping, then i heard something or someone rummaging around my apartment. i was like "oh crap, my computer! my TV! my xbox!" i left the shower on so the would be assailant would think that im still showering and i jumped out of the bathroom, naked, soapy, and holding a bottle of shampoo (ya know, so i could throw it at the bastard). there in the middle of my living room was carl, the maintenance man, holding a fresh air filter for my air conditioner.
he looked at me, i looked at him, and he said "maintenance man, im here to replace your air filter."
oooopppps,
i am reborn
GO SAINTS!