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See I really couldn't sing/I could never really sing Luna - 30/04/2004 01:39:38 PM

Have a song.

KRISTINE
See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was...

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Sing!

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I have trouble with the...

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Note!

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It goes all around my...

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Throat!

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It's a terrifying...

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Thing!

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See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was...

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Higher!

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Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a...

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Choir!"

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Hey, when I begin to...

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Shriek!

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It's a across between I...

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Squeak!

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And a quiver or I...

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Moan!

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It's a little like a...

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Croak!

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Or the record player...

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Broke!

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What it doesn't have is...

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Tone!

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Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...

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Ding-a-ling

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But I really couldn't...

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Sing!

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I could never really...

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Sing!

KRISTINE
What I couldn't do was...

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Sing!
Three blind mice...

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Three blind mice...
It isn't intentional!

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She's doing her best!
Jingle bells, jingle bells

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Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind

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She gets depressed!

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But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in...

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Power

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And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a...

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Dance!

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Guys are comin' in their...

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Pants!

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I'm a birdie on the...

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Wing!

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But when I begin to...

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Chirp!

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They say,"Who's the little...

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Twerp!

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Goin' 'pong' instead of...

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'Ping'!"

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And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go...

CHORUS
Caroling...

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It is so dishearten

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ning!

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It is so disquiet

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ting!

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It is so discourag

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ging!

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Darling, please stop answer

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ring!

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See, I really couldn't

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sing!

KRISTINE
I could never really

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sing!

KRISTINE
What I couldn't do was

CHORUS
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
La

KRISTINE
La!

CHORUS
La

KRISTINE
La!

CHORUS
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing...

KRISTINE
SING!

CHORUS
SING!



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People that can't sing Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 12:31:27 PM 165 Views
See, there's this little thing they call a voodoo doll... *NM* AgentOrange - 30/04/2004 12:36:50 PM 7 Views
LOL Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 12:38:06 PM 11 Views
I can't sing either. *NM* Kamatari - 30/04/2004 01:19:49 PM 9 Views
OMG! Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 01:53:32 PM 15 Views
God ain't here Towa no Touya - 30/04/2004 11:59:58 PM 7 Views
LOL, I DO get it Darkest Angel - 02/05/2004 12:51:48 PM 5 Views
I do it everywhere kentuckyfriedpeople - 30/04/2004 01:24:10 PM 12 Views
See I really couldn't sing/I could never really sing Luna - 30/04/2004 01:39:38 PM 19 Views
LOL! That's funny, what's it from? *NM* Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 01:52:20 PM 6 Views
Chorus Line. Luna - 30/04/2004 10:12:03 PM 7 Views
Ah, Chorus Line! M. Alys - 30/04/2004 04:13:17 PM 12 Views
Then I went out for . . . Luna - 30/04/2004 10:13:46 PM 8 Views
, you can centre things in posts! I was sure I couldn't do it Eyeless Myrddraal - 30/04/2004 07:08:58 PM 9 Views
Re: , you can centre things in posts! I was sure I couldn't d Luna - 30/04/2004 10:15:39 PM 7 Views
should not sing kareoke *NM* kyp_694 - 30/04/2004 02:28:39 PM 4 Views
I resent that! Rinoa - 30/04/2004 03:36:38 PM 22 Views
You mistake me Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 03:46:40 PM 15 Views
*grins* Rinoa - 01/05/2004 06:33:04 AM 10 Views
Re: People that can't sing Master Qui_John - 30/04/2004 05:16:07 PM 8 Views
Unfortunately,no... Darkest Angel - 30/04/2004 05:35:14 PM 9 Views
an idea: Master Qui_John - 30/04/2004 05:45:19 PM 7 Views
*gives you a cookie* LauranaSedai - 30/04/2004 06:50:52 PM 6 Views
I need to point the voice over to this post wads - 30/04/2004 07:03:45 PM 9 Views
I love singing Spettio - 30/04/2004 07:59:21 PM 6 Views
Danu - 30/04/2004 11:25:05 PM 6 Views
Here's a link that might make you feel better. ÐragonForever - 01/05/2004 12:31:58 AM 7 Views
People who can't sing Lord Snow - 01/05/2004 03:25:16 AM 9 Views
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