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<Mrs. Lovejoy>Won't somebody think of the zombies!</voice> *NM* Tigr - 30/04/2004 10:22:19 AM

Flashing, voyeurism, cottaging, grooming - they are just some of the sexual practices facing tightened laws coming into effect in England and Wales from this weekend.

In debating the new Sexual Offences Act politicians and civil servants wrestled with many tricky problems of the correct role of law in modern sexuality. Dogging, for instance, escaped an explicit ban. But necrophilia (sex with a corpse) has not, becoming an offence for the first time.

In the government's efforts to protect children from abuse, however, the law also forbids under-16s from engaging in any sexual activity - ranging from "touching" to full intercourse.

Umm... 'dogging' is still legal? I'm really hoping that that is slang for something non-obvious.

And what's with banning necrophilia? When zombie-love is outlawed, only outlaw zombies will make love.

Danu referring to Tigr: "...his tongue is amazing!"

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John Ashcroft would be so proud. aerocontrols - 30/04/2004 09:38:00 AM 178 Views

Banning Necrophilia!?! zombiecontrols - 30/04/2004 09:39:19 AM 26 Views

<Mrs. Lovejoy>Won't somebody think of the zombies!</voice> *NM* Tigr - 30/04/2004 10:22:19 AM 2 Views

Huh? Danu - 30/04/2004 10:22:37 AM 19 Views

Re: John Ashcroft would be so proud. majander - 30/04/2004 10:25:07 AM 17 Views

You don't know what dogging is?...what do they teach you in the US? snoopster - 30/04/2004 10:49:21 AM 40 Views

Americans

majander - 30/04/2004 10:57:46 AM 26 Views

Exactly snoopster - 30/04/2004 10:59:23 AM 23 Views

Okay, no I don't. Denice Sedai - 30/04/2004 11:00:27 AM 23 Views

Re: Okay, no I don't. majander - 30/04/2004 11:02:11 AM 22 Views

No. Denice Sedai - 30/04/2004 11:03:08 AM 20 Views

Re: No. majander - 30/04/2004 11:22:00 AM 16 Views

To be honest snoopster - 30/04/2004 11:05:11 AM 23 Views

Oh. Denice Sedai - 30/04/2004 11:11:19 AM 18 Views

snoopster - 30/04/2004 11:24:24 AM 13 Views

I thought it was... Larisa - 30/04/2004 11:13:18 AM 28 Views

So niave

snoopster - 30/04/2004 11:23:53 AM 20 Views

Grooming? As in, like...brushing your hair in public? Messy - 30/04/2004 11:51:56 AM 18 Views

Nope... majander - 30/04/2004 11:56:27 AM 22 Views

How odd. chorabliss - 30/04/2004 11:54:00 AM 22 Views

I should have just checked Urban Dictionary aerocontrols - 30/04/2004 12:02:32 PM 18 Views

It would certainly have avoided this whole can of worm

*NM* majander - 30/04/2004 12:12:59 PM 2 Views

No I thought it was similar to this chorabliss - 30/04/2004 12:27:03 PM 13 Views

Well, I was just teasing aerocontrols - 30/04/2004 12:29:42 PM 8 Views

They haven't quite got all the facts [facts inside]... Eyeless Myrddraal - 30/04/2004 07:59:46 PM 10 Views

Hmm. snoopster - 30/04/2004 08:13:22 PM 5 Views

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