This just frosts my donut. A man should be able to have full fat peanut butter, for the love of God! What is this world coming to?!?
Hell in a handbasket I tell ya. Hell in a handbasket.
Oooh, but you should try the squeeze jelly. No icky jelly clumps. Just a suggestion.
But the clumps are what makes it great! One bit you get a nice little jelly surpirse, the next bit is mostly PB. It's like a surprise party in yuor mouth! Or something.
Danu referring to Tigr: "...his tongue is amazing!"
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