caber man
known him since he was still caber boy, we used to
ride big wheels together, he was too cool for school
back in the day, i reckon today is still the same
Caldoron
has one of the nicest flower beds in all of wotmania
calis
loves to give butterfly kishes to kids boo-boos, how
nice is that?
callandor1000
the new and improved version of an already
semi-perfect sword
Callandor`s Edge
makes good kool-aid
Call_me_Tim
always eager to introduce himself to all who will
listen, yeah, thats tim
CalmB4theStorm
ive seen alot of these before them hurricanes that
like to thrash near here but this is the only one that
will tell ya hey before it passes
capricious
more unpredictable than the name implies, once we were
walkin in the woods and we passed old man crockets
barn, in midsentence ole capricious decides to set
that place on fire. he set off on a sprint but by the
time he pulled out his zippo old man crocket popped
out and shot capricious with his old man shotgun, but
capricious aint no punk, he flipped old man crocket
the bird and tossed his lit zippo into the barn, what
a guy!
Captain Psyko
back when he was still private psyko no one believed
him when he said that he would be captain some day,
just look at him now. *salutes captain psyko*
Carehe
the last of the carehes (kinda a rip off of carebears,
except they are all male humans) he kept the carehe
name in honor of all his fallen caring pals. what
honor!
carleana
secretly is addicted to hugs
carlos
one of the first hispanic wotmaniacs, used to hang
with speedy gonzalas and the taco bell chiwawa (yeah,
i cant spell)
CarnCarn
after graduating from battle school a year behind
ender he played a vital role in defeating the bugger
fleets near their home galaxy, great man
carneira d algai
likes to make home made ice cream, then dangling it
high above the nieghborhood kids reach,
carolidge
when god first tried to pull the rib out of adam to
make eve he messed up and grabbed a handful of
catrlidge, not wantin to waste a perfectly good
handful of cartlidge he made carolidge, shes one of a
kind.
Catalyst
invented the enzymes our bodies use everyday, without
catalyst our bodies wouldnt be a quarter as effecient
as they are now.
Catfern
doctor smith was trying to make a feline who could
turn light into energy (photosynthesis, biology 101
people, come on now) he came up with the all powerfull
catfern
catfish
i actually have caught and ate many of catfish's
people, only now do i realize the error in my ways, i
can only ask for forgiveness mister catfish, i didnt
know that yall read the wheel of time.
CatlynnGaidin
one of the first chick warders she was forced to fight
with lipstick and tampons
Catriona Sedai
had 6 babies in 8 months, how? no one knows. shes
tough
Cavrin
actually named calvin, he used to love cuttin the
turkey at thanksgivin, his family gave him the name
"carvin calvin" carvin for short
Cazzar
once did a wheelie on his bike for 3 hours straight,
for real!
cdavila
likes to go crawfishing in the ditch behind my
apartment
Celestia
her mom and dad loved the cosmos so much they decided
to give her this beautiful and semi-unique name. good
job mom and dad.
Cerendrallion
beat out tom "the eyeball"smith to win first prize in
the new hampshire staring contest
cgilbertmc
spends his time trying to convince his friends he can
spin a record like a pro, hes pretty good at it
Cha Ayende
once during a vigorous game of hide and seek she hid
in a trunk and was stuck in there until her mom had to
go to work the next monday, talk about comitted
Chaim
used to work with me at subway, chaim would always
give poor kids free cookies, until i got 'em fired for
it. subway aint no charrity darnit
Changeling
even though i met him/her atleast 5 times i still dont
know what she/he really looks like
Channling Warder
was once dared to jump off my trailer, and he totally
did it, talk about balls
Chapmann
son of the great charlie chapman, he hopes to someday
follow his fathers footsteps into stardom
Charin8638
the only time i ever saw charin surprised was when he
found out that there were already 8637 charins here
at wotmania.
CharinStonebow
cousin to the mighty charin8638, charin stonebow is
famous for dropping ballistic elbows on unsuspecting
children, after cracking the 42nd kid's skull with his
hardass elbows he adopted the name stonebow, how
freakin cool is that?
CharonWolfkin
after a freak plane crash in Ka-Nay-Dee-A (canada for
those of you who dont speak canadian) he was raised by
wolves,
Cheeseburger
i met cheeseburger in a swimming pool back in
pensacola when i was a kid. she was a mega hottie
then and tastier than ever
Cheesypoof
throws the coolest parties
Chenpion
champion chin fighter who had his name changed the day
he became number 1
Chicken a la King
used to hang out with burger king back in the day, i
hear that they even dated fot a while
Child of Dark
after his mom, dark, dissapeared one night child was
forced to raise his siblings baby of stink and preteen
of purple all by himself, thats why he is so mature
now.
Child of the Light
became child of dark's arch enemy after accidently
killing his mom dark.
chocolatEclaire
once drained half a keg while performing the worlds
longest keg stand, not bad for a cream puff huh?
Chorabliss
is a good kid despite what his mom has been tellin
you.
chris432
curses the day he accidentally put 432 instead of 431
Chukka
saves stray dogs from the pound and sells them to his
local chinese restaraunt. yummy, shrimp fried dog!
Ciel
cleanest hands ive ever seen
Ciel, the Baerlon Maid
until she became a maid, now she has years of dut
collected under her nails but she can clean the house
like nobodies business
CJThomas
one of the few real life famous people here at
wotmania, he uses his first and middle intial to hide
his identity
Claidheamh Soluis
took me to my first nudey bar, thanks again
CleanToe
makes the tastiest home made cheese ive ever eaten,
funny though, its home made yet ive never seen any
cows at his place, hmmmm
Clef
him and his buddy chin are inseperable, really
Cloud_Strife
the best FF7 player ever born, he legally changed his
name to cloud after beating it in 12 minutes and 38
seconds.
Clover
loves to hang out in the grass and watch the dew dry
off of the surrounding flowers,
Clueless_One
dont believe clueless one's dummy act, hes really
quite a smarty, as long as it doesnt have to do with
math, or reading, or current events, or geography.
yeah
cmdjing
world tiddaley wink champ 3 years running, was said to
be able to shot a mans eye out from 40 yards with a
tiddaley wink. very cool
CNRedDragon
colors better than anyone i know, which is sayin alot
Cobble Gaidin
the first warder ever who is completely made from
stone
codman25
can spot a bumble bee from two miles, good skill if
you are allergic to bees, which he aint
Colonial Marine
went through boot camp with captain psyko, dropped out
of the army to join the marines where he now serves
Columbo
has a knack for solving mysteries
Comet Sedai
faster than the average aes sedai by 88,000 mph
cong_sheng
hooked me up with this aisan chick once a while back,
thanks again
Coren
married to the mean vick mackie,
Corinne
also was once married to vick mackie, he liked the
name i reckon
Corinth
mother of corinne, she used to bake muffins and hand
them out at the homeless shelter, until vick mackie
shot her in the head by mistake, she now spends her
days collecting fat disability checks and wasting time
at wotmania
Corran84
has the uncanny ability to count to 8 million, by 8's,
thats pretty hard
cougar10
has the power of any ten cougars
couladin
after gettin his head chopped off and put on a stake
his body wandered the planet clumsily in search of a
new one. still lookin til this day i hear
Coulin
i saw put 452 raisins in his mouth at one time, then i
watched him swallow them all without chewing or nothin
Craig
joined zack morris in the preppy revolt of 94, was
wounded in the battle of Tommy hilfiger but not before
killing 32 janitors single handedly
CrazedWeasel
went mad and quit his job at the mullberry tree after
they popped the first weasel,
Crazy Ashaman
once was just a plain ole ashaman until he found he
could use the onepower to see through womens clothes,
no one believes that he can really do this and they
all consider him crazy, thus crazy ashaman
Crazy ol Lews Therin
made the longest cheerio necklace in the world, then
slowly ate it.
Cristal : )
was born without the ability to smile, she got tired
of everyone thinkin she was just pissed all the time
so she put a smiley face in her name.
cristopher lee
can break dance while sleeping, a very odd sight
cross
after splittin up with his partner criss he went solo
but never could make a hit better than "jump", still
wears his close backwards thought, thats the hottest
stuff there boy!
Crosshair
was once tried for being an accessory to murder, he
was aquitted when the prosacuter was mysteriously shot
through the throat
Crymsen
survived the great depression but is still sad to this
day.
Crystina Sedai
one time i went to grab her booty thinking she was
someone else but before my hand could reach her nice
and pretty bottom she roundhouse kicked me in the
throat. shes strong
CTKShadow
witnessed child of dark's mom, dark, getting dissolved
by child of light, he did the right thing and told
child of dark what happen.
Cuendillar
head is harder than the magical stone itself. beware
of his vicious headbutts, talk about pain
Cuga
this cougar was raised in the ghetto by his
gangbanging uncle, tony the tiger, cool dude
Cupid
i owe this guy big time, i told him of this hot
chick that was in my cell biology class and he totally
hit her with that arrow for me, thanks Q-dog!
Curunir
likes booger berry pie,
Cuthbert
before he died by rolands side cuthbert played a mean
bass guitar, even toured with primus one summer
Cymbaline
she likes to sleep naked, thank god.
d373k
two weeks after making his screen name d373k forgot
what the hell it meant.
Da*Tsang
started the feared * gang in the late 70's, he once
killed 13 of his foes, the #'s, in a vicious display
of ballet and paper rock scissors
DaBuilder
like steve burns of blues clues bob the builder quit
childrens TV to pursue a singing carrer, unlike steve
burns he went down the gangster rap path, today he can
be found chillin with his old friends bucket and
gettin stoned with the cement mixer
dacole
once told me a joke that was so funny i pooped my
pants, which would have made the situation ten times
as funny if we wouldnt have been at my brothers
wedding and if i wasnt the best man, and it wasnt
during the main ceremonie, but it was still pretty
funny
Daeluin
the only person i know to admit to riding a moped
daemon1313
his mom made him change the 666 to 1313
Daenarys
still picks peacans (pronounced PA-CAHNS, not
PEA-CANS) in my moms front yard, cool kid
daes daemar master
the waiter waits while the master bates, ask him
DaesDaeMar
likes to take long walks on the beach at night nude
when she thinks no one is watching, uh, i mean she is
really nice
Daewen
can make the best toast ever tasted by man
Dahl
uses his favorite sock puppet to meet women, the weird
thing is that it works!
Daishara Damodred
toured with metallica 15 years ago and now she writes
songs for celine dion,
dakaling
can speak 49 diffrent languages, all with a southren
accent
Dalyn Sedai
once was arrested for stalking david spade
Damael
taught me how to light my cigarrette using only the
stove, and how to do it without settin my hair on
fire!
damer
put 800 packs of instant pudding in the neighbors
pool, vanilla pudding
Damer Flinn
not a big fan of nascar but loves turtle racing, whats
up with that?
Damerflinn
after his favorite turtle burst into flames and died
at the race track he took the space out of his name to
always honor him
Damienne
once made a snowman out of mud,
damookster
when asked why he called himself damookster he replied
"cause i cant stop mooking, please help me!"
Dams17
has a pet moth whom she takes for walks everyday,
gotta special leash and everything for it.
Danae alThor
once mailed me a big ole box, i took it into my house
and opened it, and wouldnt ya know there were 17 raw
chickens in there, kinda rank but still good eating
Danea Sedai
after mailing me them chickens she decided to change
her prankster ways and become an aes sedai, she now
uses fine threads of air to toss chickens at my car as
i drive to work
Daneish
not as tasty as a donut but still quite good
Dannymac247
only guy who drives a mack truck around without a
trailer attached, thats pretty freakin manly
Danu
raises dolphins and teaches them how to say cute
phrases like "eeeck eeeck eeeck" "eeeck click eeeck"
and of course "click click eeeck"
Dan_Wolfbrother
like the native americans of the wild west dan
disquises himself with his wolfbrothers furry coats
and hunts women
Dara Sedai
led the usa's olympic red rover team to victory
against a very tough french team,
Dardis
he used to let me cheat off of him in precalc, thanks
again
Dark Gholam
out of the 6 gholam ever made he is the only african
american one,
Dark Prophecy
helped me find and catch my grandpappy's lost deer
hound with his great sense of prophecizing
DarkCanuck
the coolest canadian in all of KA-NAY-DEE-A
Darkchick
fell asleep in the tanning bed once and she now has a
perpetual tan, very hot
darkdemandred
played football with me back in the day, was kicked
off of the team after powerbombing a ref for calling a
holding penalty on him. he kicked booty
Darkest Angel
otherwise known as the nicest demon
darkeye
nemesis of the dreaded pinkeye
DarkKnight
saved the world from prince charming and his hordes of
merry men
DarkMatter
otherwise known as anitmatter, he worked with me way
back when at walmart, those were the days. back then
we called him dontmatter cause he didnt give a crap, i
saw him wrestle a floor waxer one time, i was like
wwhy are ya doing that man? he said why not. balls
ladies and gentlemen, thats what he has
darksoul
plays the accordian better than anyone i know
Darkzaz
used to be a g, now hes a G, fer real yo
dark_hound
once, after it rained for like a week straight dark
hound and i were playin in the yard and we decided to
go swimmin in the ditch, which was full of water
still, we hopped in and i got caught in this evil
under tow, ole dark hound pulled me out by my hair and
saved my life, cool dude
dark_mind379
a dark mind is better than no mind at all
Darstab
has an uncontrollable urge to stab total strangers, so
watch out, his ginsue blade is really sharp, *picks at
the almost healed scab left by darstabs last
unexpected attack*
Dart
surprisingly good at bingo
Darth Dragon
lews therin and darth vaders secret love child, strong
in the force and the one power, crazy too
darthboromir
after faking his death while escorting frodo to the
dark mount boromir went searching for the ancient
sith, he is now the emporers right hand man, and his
hair is frickin smooth
Darvaine Ablar
wears two pairs of sucks to sleep
daughter-heir
heirs to all the riches of the land of daughter,
Dave2886
fights the epic stuggle of dave vs dave, there can be
only one
Davram
holds the world record of days gone without sneezing
DayDreamTime
became a master in the arts of zoning out, he can now
stay off in his own little world while being carpet
bombed from above, true skill, i will learn his ways
someday
DaystromX
to become more edgy daystrom added an X to his name,
now he gets more chicks than ever
Ddragon
the scariest of all stuttering dragons
Deadsy
this band rocks, no monkey shine here, im fer real
Deanerys
wrote the first checkers rule book
Death-walker
once while riding bikes with me death walker feel off
his bike while tryin to avoid squishing a bug, he
broke his leg in like 4 places and for 3 months he was
death roller, then he was death hobbler for 2 months,
then he was death limper for like 3 more monthes, and
they said he wouldnt be able to walk again, HA, death
walker laughs the faces of the unfaithful
Deathbone1
after choking his first victom to death turky neck
bone changed his name to deathbone1, he has yet to
kill again but he said he wants to someday be called
deathbone543,843,966,001 so beware
Deborah
born without an imagination deborah plans on getting
one surgically placed in her as soon as she saves up
enough money for the operation. then comes the very
cool names
dedrah sedai
likes to make tiger traps in her yard just for
capturing unsuspecting trespassing yard knomes, she
has caught 7 last i heard, she then eats them. they
go good with rice and gravy
Deilan
used to chill with ray charles way back when.
Deine Mutter
she goes by many a name, form mutter to mumbles to
murmer to whisper, she makes up for her quite voice by
having a loudly hot body, yes, loudly hot.
DelphianAudi
raises the rare yet dangerous attack ponies, beware,
they have quick horse like speed
Demandred82
on his 82nd B-day demandred rightfully changed his
name
Demandred85
on his 85th B-day demandred rightfully changed his
name,
Demandred_2
me and Demadred_2 went crabbing out at grand isle,
dude, we must have caught like 4 ice chest full of
them fellas, freaking awesome
Demaness
national sweeping advisor to the president
Demankus
changed name from destankus after being laughed at
constantly
Denethor
denethor and i once got so high, im tellin ya, i was
seeing things, so we decide to drop acid one the way
back to his place, woke up the next morning naked in
the middle of a nebraskan corn feild, i think we were
abducted by aliens, ill have to ask aliena bext time i
talk to her
Denice Sedai
truely one cool chick, too smart for me but still way
cool
denizen of the night
actually an albino with an people issue, denizen stays
in during the day cause he burns real easy, he comes
out to party at night
Der Wiedergeborene Drache
the first german wotmaniac, he and carlos, the first
hispanic wotmaniac head the Foreign Wotmaniacs of
Wotmania, or the FWW as we like to say
Deranged Hermit
has one of the coolest caves ive ever seen
DessicatedHel
the dryest wotmaniac in the world
Deviant
truely the best foozeball player on the planet
Devshonka
sighted to most ufo's out of the whole of wotmania,
Di-new
two times the newism
Diademed_Battle_Lord
lord of all battles, diademed started off as a kid
making toddlers fight to the death for thier binkies
(or pacifier)
didionite
once thought to be a type of rock, didionite is really
just a stone
diefain
padan fains biggest fan
dilirah
sings hootie and the blowfish's greatest hits while
showering (naked hehehehehe)
Diomedes
ancient god of diodrights
DireWolf
only one of the coolest mechs to have ever squished so
many men like ants, yes, HAHAHAHAHA, excellent
disturbed chaos
he runs rampant through the halls of his middle school
tossing dinner rolls at everyone he passes, but dont
worry, they arent buttered
distuso
plans on gettin married on the moon,
Dithyramb
despite his hairy appearence he is not a hippy, sorry
Divine Dragon
also known to the japanese as kama-godzilla
dlbarron
a barron on the down low (low down actually)
DO
once thought to stand for Dark One we all now know it
means doodled one, big diffrence people
Dodem
may be the only wotmaniac without braces
Dodge.
ah yes, dodge, he invented the coolest game ever,
dodge ball. funny story, ask him about it
Dom
short for dominick, a true italian if there ever was
one (we rule)
DomA
dom hopes to slowly change his name to domain of the
insane, one letter at a time. kooky domA
Dominus
the greek word for domino, right?
Dopo
close relative to the Dodo bird, the dopo bird became
extinct after people kept mistaking it for doo doo
and/or poo poo, there is said to be one or two still
sludging there way around the earth
Dora Sedai
after exploring all that could be explored dora the
explora was recruited by the whitetower to become an
aes seadai, the first mexican aes sedai since moraine,
Doran_Kirwan
likes to eat celery with peanut butter and raisons on
it, like bugs on a stick my grandpappy used ot call
them
Dorinde Sedai
still knows all the words to achey breaky heart, so do
i, ya wanna go make out?
Doughter of Shadows
evil sibling of the pilsbary dough boy
dougthonus
doug and his dog pork chop tried to take the world
over by controlling the minds of millions of children,
they had their army of kids ready for war but before
they could give the command to attack their show was
cancelled. now only i remember this plot cause i was
high when they tried to mind warp me and we all know
that being high totally deflects the powers of mind
control
Dovienya Saidin
chicks who use saidin are sooooooo hot
Dr Dregs
arch nemesis of the famed dr suess
Dr.HQ
helps us pick strawberries out at my grandpappys
place,
dr2000dr
once went to school dressed only in a pair of power
ranger undies
Draco Paladin
i know a dude named draco for real, how weird is that?
Draelin
once climbed to an eagles nest to get the eagles shell
for a sick pal and the eagle tore his ass up
draggie
bogarts the J
Dragon warrior Knight
mighty destroyer of slimes and goldmen
Dragon, Interrupted
pardon the interruption? im sorry, i got nothing
Dragonlady
was orignally gonna be on that eddie murphy movie
about that kid and the devil but was replaced by a
snake lady
Dragonmuncher
lesbian dragon
DragonRand
slip and slide champ of the northwest
dragonreborn2k3
before 2003 he was just a dead dragon
Dragonsoul
totally taught me how to do the dragon uppercut, sweet
Draith
mix between a wraith and a dog,
Drakhaun Bakkharr
god bless you
DrBloodmoney
once tackled a old lady on a bet
Dreaded Anomaly
the worst kind of anomaly

drifter2020
lost his way years ago, estimated time of finding home, 16 years from now

Drkshadow03
darkest of all ahadows

dronad
born with a dozen gonads, he is now know as the powerful dronad

drowned mouse
the odd thing is that he taught me how to swim

Druegan
operates on passed out homeless people to practice for med school

Druid
likes the feel of paste squishing between his toes

duchess_amber
cuts grass out at the cemetary

Durandir
after his favorite band, duran duran, broke up durandir went into a coma, he awkened just recently when one of the durans hooked up with dir and started singin again

Dyelin
believes that there is a killer monkey hiding in his closet

Dylanfanatic
showed me the best way to pick shrooms, drunk and naked

Dymaron Mordero
drives the first car to ever run off of farts

Dynastessa Mandine
plays a mean game of risk,

that one was kinda long



i am reborn

GO SAINTS!