I need help, the movie magazine Empire is celebrating its 15th birthday by publishing two covers this month. Both feature the film Troy. One has Brad Pitt on the cover and one has Orlando Bloom.
Usally I might lean towards Brad but I don't think this is the greatest ever picture of him, so now I am undecided.
So what I am asking is, as I go out to purchase my monthly copy of Empire which cover should I choose?
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
-The Remarkable Rocket, Oscar Wilde