1) You are female.
2) You are young, most likely under 16.
3) You are retarded.
4) You have no sense of humor.
5) You have an entirely unhelathy obsession with a man you will never in your life actually see.
6) I rule.
That is all.
The Duke of Wotmania.
"Ryan got made a king, Danielle cleaned up on Wheel of Fortune, and Maddy got molested by a dragon!"
Ohio Gathering 2008. Where were you when the we laid siege to the Magic Castle?
OCWIATJ Forever.