Why is it in you hand writing?....and on a stuck in sheet of paper?
*pulls off paper and reads what is underneath*
Much better
Snoopster alias Snoop, Snoopywinkle, Snoopita, Snoop the god, Hey sexy! et al:
The next millenium's model as well as this one's. In paid employment. Unavailable due to incredible demand (you can join the other 8 million currently on the waiting list). Potentially expensive due to liking for public houses and imbibing fermented and spiritous liquors (vast quantities), but well worth that expense. Unlikely to ever be put up for sale
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"