Snoopster alias Snoop, Snoopywinkle, Snoopita, Snoop the god, Hey You! et al:
70's model. In paid employment. Available immediately (please send bus fare). Potentially expensive due to liking for public houses and imbibing fermented and spiritous liquors (vast quantities). Reason for sale not disclosed
Does not sound like this millenium's model to me
Why is it in you hand writing?....and on a stuck in sheet of paper?
*pulls off paper and reads what is underneath*
Much better
Snoopster alias Snoop, Snoopywinkle, Snoopita, Snoop the god, Hey sexy! et al:
The next millenium's model as well as this one's. In paid employment. Unavailable due to incredible demand (you can join the other 8 million currently on the waiting list). Potentially expensive due to liking for public houses and imbibing fermented and spiritous liquors (vast quantities), but well worth that expense. Unlikely to ever be put up for sale
John Maynard Keynes Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone
Patternweaver's fiancé
Denice
KRO
*bowtieless*