If i write it down i'd have to adhere to it. That ain't cool since my relion is simply there to get out of activities on the spot. Wanna come see a bunch of clumsy little fat kids do a dance recital? Nope sorry it's against my religion. I don't have to be specific what there is against my religion, only that there is something.
Secondly I'm not so interested in getting people to join, and I don't give a damn if I offend them.
Well, in that case, you're set. Congratulations; your new religion has been formed.
I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health.