I drink skinny lattes. Everything else is standard fat-ass issue. And as for the concept of low alcohol? Pffft, I say!
You will find out
One day
They have cake? Where? What flavour?
I believe today's is tiramisu, but they have some of yesterday's Black Forest left
Now, that kidnapping snoop plan. Seeing how unlikely it is that anyone will ransom him, I'm liking the sound of a cap in the head and a shallow grave. Being Irish, I have cultural expertise at this and am hereby volunteering. I'm not doing the actual kidnapping though, someone else will have to do it. I would suggest Ms Wongs. A honeytrap of some kind, involving beer, should work
I did not say we would kidnap him, I said they might. Your cultural expertise is a little drastic, in that you so rapidly discard the notion of threatening to cut bits off him while waiting, in vain, for a ransom. If you miss that stage, I really don't see a role for Ms. Wongs - she really is a dab hand with a chainsaw. I couldn't comment on your suggested use of Ms. Wongs and beer as a honeytrap; as I said, she is a dab hand with a chainsaw
She is also a devotee of the hangi, in which the target is buried in red-hot coals and cooked. Not that I am suggesting snoop should be buried and cooked, as it would be a waste of red-hot coals - seeing that no-one, except Monkey, would want a slice.
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The Old Man of Oz
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The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"