Well, here is the scoop.
I just got tired of it all. The noteriety, the mobbing whenever I went to chat. Honestly, one day I just woke up and thought, if I have to sign another autograph, I just might become a serial killer.
Now, I can tell you, you are probably thinking, "Man, I would love it if I were famous." Well, let me tell you. If you ever are as amazingly famous as me, it will get old. People didn't want me for me, like that fellow is always singing about ("She likes me for me". They wanted me because they wanted to get into my trading floor. Getting into my pants I could understand, but it was just sickening how people pandered...
Oh wait... Maybe it was that *I* got tired of begging.
Honestly, I am just too fabulous to remember why I got tired of it all.
This post is dedicated to Trigger.