Australiaphobia or some such.
Our representatives will be calling upon you quite soon. I suggest you arrange your affairs and say goodbye to your nearest and dearest.
You will be taken to your nearest Hormel Inc. plant.
You will, no doubt, be proud that you will become an essential ingredient in the manufacturing process of their fine products.
As the new chief Spam-taster, you had better be up to the job!
You will thus pay for these slights upon Oz
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"