Are you sure you don't want to wear Easyjet Orange?
No hidden urges?
I don't know how you can even suggest it!!!
The very thought of it is making my skin crawl, all that itchy nasty fabric they use for their uniforms!! (I'm positive it must be that nylon stuff, wouldn't know cos I never wear it)
Cupid
Balwer:
If I ever climbed the Brokeback Mountain
You'd be the wotmaniac to do it (don't let Joe and Greg know!)
No wonder you're always nominated for sexiest wotmaniac