THAT BE RIGHT! I DO TALK TO YOU!
You who have abandoned the Light and Jordan, blessed be his name! You have but the gradually shrinking amount of time to find the light again. I , the prophet of Jordan, simply give warning . . . TAKE HEED! Beg forgiveness, go to the WOT MB and beg forgiveness from those who still follow the light. Perhaps then you can be saved, accept JORDAN back into your life and be saved! Do not follow the path away from the light, I know most of you can change. Remember, great joy remains for all who step into the light, and great sorrow and loneliness for its abandoners . I am the prophet of jordan, hold thee to the Light and Jordan my brothers and sisters , take heed my message.
This was either the start of something bad or the end of something stupid.