Ugh, death by spam.
It's OK. He will go for you first, seeing it would take less spam, and you are much closer. When the TV Headlines start screaming about "Exquisite Adelaide Woman found in vat of Spam", I will know to take a vacation without leaving a forwarding address. So, as you can see, I have nothing to worry about, and you can stop being concerned on my account
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"