Membership is by invitation only ( so far you're the only one, so I guess that makes you the president...).
I suppose I have to buy my own uniform and regalia?
There's no action figures yet, but if you're ever in BrisVegas, you can come over for a barbie !
As for the mousepad, I can send you one of my old cruddy ones...? Comes with bonus coffee cup stains!
Yes. Well. Umm. Are the stains signed?
Membership has its privileges
Like being honoured with the washing-up?
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"