So, care to explain how you and Elaine seem to have been away at the same time as each other, eh?
*nudges and winks repeatedly, throws in some innuendoes*
The poor girl was so upset that you refused to take her to Oz, well, I just felt so sorry for her I took her to China
She was a great hit with the locals - drank them all under the table
The last time I saw her she was heading into a Hong Kong shoe emporium, with a big smile on her face.
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"