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conspiracy theory Holy Hand Grenade - 27/04/2004 12:21:31 PM

So let me get this straight. Bf calls you up, says he has to cancel. (good reason or bogus?) This has the effect of bringing you down, upsetting you and raising the antenna of distrust. So you go all secret agent on his ass and feel like a dolt. So your mood is seriously low and quite honestly anything short of your pet dying would cheer you up. Than you get home and find out he's waiting with candlelit dinner which obviously brightens your mood ridiculously. There was no possible way he could lose (outside of you getting slobberingly [is that a word] drunk and bedding a busdriver or something). So it is my suppostion that he is obviously a mastermind of nefarious deeds to lower your mood artificially only to be your "knight in shining armor".... Or you could just be crazy as a loon. (how do we know loons are crazy? where are the studies?)


The artist formerly known as twindaddy
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"Bela is an ignorant slut" - Smarty Jones

This message last edited by Holy Hand Grenade on 4/27/2004 at 12:22:13 PM.




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I am crazy. Yup. Certifiable. - 27/04/2004 10:27:21 AM 311 Views
No, you are the only person to ever do this... - 27/04/2004 10:29:33 AM 46 Views
Ha. You will never find him. - 27/04/2004 10:39:47 AM 29 Views
Re: Ha. You will never find him. - 27/04/2004 10:41:53 AM 24 Views
bah - 27/04/2004 10:50:46 AM 24 Views
one million points! *holds pinky to mouth* *NM* - 27/04/2004 10:57:48 AM 3 Views
Re: I am crazy. Yup. Certifiable. - 27/04/2004 10:37:12 AM 60 Views
wow - 27/04/2004 10:40:42 AM 31 Views
I try to hide it.. - 27/04/2004 10:44:05 AM 21 Views
LOL - 27/04/2004 10:37:26 AM 28 Views
Re: LOL - 27/04/2004 10:41:16 AM 15 Views
- 27/04/2004 10:55:12 AM 27 Views
that's just weird - 27/04/2004 10:56:13 AM 33 Views
hahahaha - 27/04/2004 11:45:58 AM 13 Views
I think Helene is right. - 27/04/2004 11:05:02 AM 45 Views
yeah. You are both so wise! - 27/04/2004 11:46:55 AM 13 Views
You call this crazy? - 27/04/2004 11:21:37 AM 17 Views
a little secret? - 27/04/2004 11:25:51 AM 25 Views
LOL! - 27/04/2004 11:48:41 AM 17 Views
and you question whether he is your boyfriend? - 27/04/2004 12:14:16 PM 42 Views
LOL - 27/04/2004 01:35:16 PM 26 Views
No wonder you wanted to take it slow! - 27/04/2004 12:19:03 PM 14 Views
conspiracy theory - 27/04/2004 12:21:31 PM 40 Views
LOL!!! That was hilarious! - 27/04/2004 01:36:11 PM 19 Views
~Falls over laughing~ - 27/04/2004 01:56:37 PM 24 Views
Usually - 27/04/2004 02:02:06 PM 17 Views
Meh. - 27/04/2004 01:10:22 PM 19 Views
LOL - 27/04/2004 03:20:41 PM 21 Views
NO - 27/04/2004 03:24:11 PM 14 Views
LOL - 27/04/2004 04:57:53 PM 14 Views
you crack me up - 27/04/2004 09:09:54 PM 7 Views
I crack me up too! *NM* - 28/04/2004 09:34:15 AM 2 Views
haha - 27/04/2004 05:52:12 PM 8 Views
Well - 27/04/2004 07:20:26 PM 5 Views
I don't know your reasoning behind doing this... - 27/04/2004 07:45:51 PM 9 Views
you give quite sound advice. - 27/04/2004 09:11:42 PM 6 Views
Bah - 27/04/2004 07:59:33 PM 7 Views
don't worry, so am I - 27/04/2004 08:49:57 PM 6 Views
I'm crazy too, don't worry - 28/04/2004 02:35:49 AM 3 Views