and watching the lawn mowing staff outside my office window. I wonder if he's been drinking, either that or he just hasn't worked the rust off yet. He keeps trying to drive up a hill, and failing. He also ran into a tree (it didn't look like the tree was damaged at all).
Not drunken spam, just spam about drunken lawn mowing
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-A thought by Susan Sto Helit
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