I know some of you will say I should get over it, *ahem* and I am... it's just taking a while... I think I might actually be able to go to the wedding...
Think! You think!
*adopts serious tone whilst still smiling*
Go wedding, look hot, pull his better looking friend and lahahahaugh your ass off about it in 5 years time when he phones you about how his perfect marriage fell apart and it's your fault for looking so damn fine at the wedding.