1. Are you dead?
Not yet.
2. Have you ever been dead?
Yesterday.
3. Do you know any dead people?
Several.
4. Are you a living dead?
No.
5. Have you ever been a living dead?
No.
6. Do you know any living dead?
Know 'em, but they're not good friends. Too in-betweeny.
7. Do you have living dead body parts?
Nope.
8. If you do what body parts?
9. Is any living dead stalking you?
No, only the living stalk me. As far as I know.
10. Are you a stalker?
Maybe.
11. Are you stalking any living dead?
Certainly not!
12. Are you a vampire?
My campers seem to think so.
13. Are you a werewolf?
Next year I will be.
14. How many living dead or dead people do you think visits wotmania?
7.
15. Are the writer of these questions a living dead or a dead person?
A vampire. Like me.
16. Are everyone dead but think they live?
No.
Thanks for answering
Sure.
I hope these questions haven’t made you depressed.
Nonsense. Death is happy.
Please don’t complain on the grammar. I’m Swedish I haven’t got a clue what grammar is.
I speak English as a first language and still don't know what the damn stuff is. Don't worry about it.
Is an eyeball in an eagle's talon as good as an eyeball on its own?