ANd how can I get random sex if I am fat from beer?
go into a bar and say "i want to have sex with some random guy right now" and watch them trip overthemselves to meet ya. hell, i bet jabba the hut could go into a bar and say that and he would get some takers, and hes not even human, much less female. shoot.
next time you see your pals wife tell her to kiss my ass, that way it wont be you ventin your frustrations at her, it would be you delivering her a message. TA-DAA! there ya go, ill give ya that one for free.
i am reborn
GO SAINTS!