How many flies can YOU swat? (see link)
Seriously, let's see who keeps it going longest; there should be someone around here crazy enough to.
Edit: Fine, they're mosquitos. I just never waited for them to get that big.
If It Makes You Happy
Frankly, I don't know why anybody listens to actors about anything other than acting. Since when does the ability to fake emotions on cue like a sociopath make one an expert on anything?