1. Are you dead?
Yes, partly.
2. Have you ever been dead?
Died five years ago.
3. Do you know any dead people?
Myself, the voices in my head, dead people I knew.
4. Are you a living dead?
No. An existing dead is more like it.
5. Have you ever been a living dead?
Nah...
6. Do you know any living dead?
I know people who comes close.
7. Do you have living dead body parts?
No.
8. If you do what body parts?
9. Is any living dead stalking you?
No.
10. Are you a stalker?
No. I'm a lurker and an observer.
11. Are you stalking any living dead?
No.
12. Are you a vampire?
No, although I have very pointy teeth and like the taste of blood.
13. Are you a werewolf?
Perhaps.
14. How many living dead or dead people do you think visits wotmania?
around ten per cent.
15. Are the writer of these questions a living dead or a dead person?
Neither.
16. Are everyone dead but think they live?
No.
I hope these questions haven’t made you depressed.
Please don’t complain on the grammar. I’m Swedish I haven’t got a clue what grammar is.
"Life? It's just something that happens. It isn't really much we can do about it."
-Gog
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