1. Are you dead?
Yar. A stupid little archer shot me
2. Have you ever been dead?
See above.
3. Do you know any dead people?
Er, Glaurung comes to mind.
4. Are you a living dead?
Well, obviously
5. Have you ever been a living dead?
See above
6. Do you know any living dead?
See above
7. Do you have living dead body parts?
Yea
8. If you do what body parts?
All of them
9. Is any living dead stalking you?
When Bard died he went a bit off the deep end
10. Are you a stalker?
Depends on my mood
11. Are you stalking any living dead?
No
12. Are you a vampire?
No
13. Are you a werewolf?
No
14. How many living dead or dead people do you think visits wotmania?
Aren't we all?
15. Are the writer of these questions a living dead or a dead person?
See above
16. Are everyone dead but think they live?
Ya
Thanks for answering
Whatever.
I hope these questions haven’t made you depressed.
*cries*
Please don’t complain on the grammar. I’m Swedish I haven’t got a clue what grammar is.
Isn't it a kind of food?
Neutral Observer
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines