We all know it's true. You make the nurses do the 'dirty' work.
Actually coming close to spewing on a patient, I would have had to push two seasoned ER nurses away from the sink to get in...
The guy had clearly not had a wash in some months. He had stopped at the top of a flight of stairs, heavily drunk. He pulled his trousers down, started to defecate and then fell backwards down the stairs, fracturing his skull in the process...
Now normally I would have stayed well clear until he'd been hosed down, but sadly on this occasion he was too ill to ignore, so I ended up as coated in diarrhoea as the nurses and it wasn't me that vomited! I got a lot of respect out of that one
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back