it froliced with other woodhens?!? You mean... adultery!?!
No, birds can't commit adultery, silly! "Without knowledge of the law there is no sin" and birds don't know about marriage.
and you think ranches and hunters should "be nice" to the birds? ... sodomy as well?!? I am shocked!
Not that kind of nice! I just hope that they give the birds good things to eat and that there is plenty of room for them to fly and flutter.
Thank you, Lord, for Second Virginity