I never stole Strawberry Newtons... they were Raspbery
Raspberry, strawberry. The point is they were TART!
What I read isn't any concern of yours and for your information my waitressing job is a good one. I make plenty of legitimate tips and its better than living off of Mom and Dad for the rest of my life.
Oh dear. When I think of you with all those shaganasties, and with all those bowls of greasy chili I just want to curl up and weep for your soul.
And I don't do drugs, thats just lies.
Denial is the first step to recovery. GO ahead and get it all out. Your sis is here if you need a good cry.
I happen to know that you mastrubate in your room while you read the BIBLE!! I've heard you. Bet mom and dad wouldn't be to happy if they knew that
. That was me and Andy. He used to sneak in my window.
Maybe I want to go to hell... Heaven sounds like a boring place anyway, and if you're going there I definately don't!
*sighs* Kick against the pricks if you must. We'll win you back from the hordes of demon spawn in the end.
I'm not living in your shadows. I stay as far from your goody goody shadows as possible. Your lifestyle makes me want to hurl.
Is that why you are calling yourself "Evil Evangeline?" Your name is Pandora. Say it with me. It will be good for you.
Oh, and tell Dad I have a meat carver waiting just for him.
Aww... my dear sweet sister is growing up. Your already learning to fleece the flock. Good for you. There's nothing greater than the feeling you get from being a whore for Christ!
My ministry is legit. We're going to give points to Wotmaniacs who are in need of some cheering up. You should join!
Thank you, Lord, for Second Virginity